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Super detailed questions about your OCs

Sun, 18 Mar 2018 12:44:41 -0400

1. What’s their full name? Why was that chosen? Does it mean anything?
2. Do they have any titles? How did they get them?
3. Did they have a good childhood? What are fond memories they have of it? What’s a bad memory?
4. What is their relationship with their parents? What’s a good and bad memory with them? Did they know both parents?
5. Do they have any siblings? What’s their names? What is their relationship with them? Has their relationship changed since they were kids to adults?
6. What were they like at school? Did they enjoy it? Did they finish? What level of higher education did they reach? What subjects did they enjoy? Which did they hate?
7. Did they have lots of friends as a child? Did they keep any of their childhood friends into adulthood?
8. Did they have pets as a child? Do they have pets as an adult? Do they like animals?
9. Do animals like them? Do they get on well with animals?
10. Do they like children? Do children like them? Do they have or want any children? What would they be like as a parent? Or as a godparent/babysitter/ect?
11. Do they have any special diet requirements? Are they a vegetarian? Vegan? Have any allergies?
12. What is their favourite food?
13. What is their least favourite food?
14. Do they have any specific memories of food/a restaurant/meal?
15. Are they good at cooking? Do they enjoy it? What do others think of their cooking?
16. Do they collect anything? What do they do with it? Where do they keep it?
17. Do they like to take photos? What do they like to take photos of? Selfies? What do they do with their photos?
18. What’s their favourite genre of: books, music, tv shows, films, video games and anything else
19. What’s their least favourite genres?
20. Do they like musicals? Music in general? What do they do when they’re favourite song comes?
21. Do they have a temper? Are they patient? What are they like when they do lose their temper?
22. What are their favourite insults to use? What do they insult people for? Or do they prefer to bitch behind someone’s back?
23. Do they have a good memory? Short term or long term? Are they good with names? Or faces?
24. What is their sleeping pattern like? Do they snore? What do they like to sleep on? A soft or hard mattress?
25. What do they find funny? Do they have a good sense of humour? Are they funny themselves?
26. How do they act when they’re happy? Do they sing? Dance? Hum? Or do they hide their emotions?
27. What makes them sad? Do they cry regularly? Do they cry openly or hide it? What are they like they are sad?
28. What is their biggest fear? What in general scares them? How do they act when they’re scared?
29. What do they do when they find out someone else’s fear? Do they tease them? Or get very over protective?
30. Do they exercise? Regularly? Or only when forced? What do they act like pre-work out and post-work out?
31. Do they drink? What are they like drunk? What are they like hungover? How do they act when other people are drunk or hungover? Kind or teasing?
32. What do they dress like? What sorta shops do they buy clothes from? Do they wear the fashion that they like? What do they wear to sleep? Do they wear makeup? What’s their hair like?
33. What underwear do they wear? Boxers or briefs? Lacey? Comfy granny panties?
34. What is their body type? How tall are they? Do they like their body?
35. What’s their guilty pleasure? What is their totally unguilty pleasure?
36. What are they good at? What hobbies do they like? Can they sing?
37. Do they like to read? Are they a fast or slow reader? Do they like poetry? Fictional or non fiction?
38. What do they admire in others? What talents do they wish they had?
39. Do they like letters? Or prefer emails/messaging?
40. Do they like energy drinks? Coffee? Sugary food? Or can they naturally stay awake and alert?
41. What’s their sexuality? What do they find attractive? Physically and mentally? What do they like/need in a relationship?
42. What are their goals? What would they sacrifice anything for? What is their secret ambition?
43. Are they religious? What do they think of religion? What do they think of religious people? What do they think of non religious people?
44. What is their favourite season? Type of weather? Are they good in the cold or the heat? What weather do they complain in the most?
45. How do other people see them? Is it similar to how they see themselves?
46. Do they make a good first impression? Does their first impression reflect them accurately? How do they introduce themselves?
47. How do they act in a formal occasion? What do they think of black tie wear? Do they enjoy fancy parties and love to chit chat or loathe the whole event?
48. Do they enjoy any parties? If so what kind? Do they organise the party or just turn up? How do they act? What if they didn’t want to go but were dragged along by a friend?
49. What is their most valued object? Are they sentimental? Is there something they have to take everywhere with them?
50. If they could only take one bag of stuff somewhere with them: what would they pack? What do they consider their essentials?

Hella.

Since someone asked! 25) A Bee because that thicc thorax26)...

Mon, 12 Mar 2018 21:10:06 -0400

Since someone asked!

25) A Bee because that thicc thorax

26) Which one? He has three.

27) My trip to Mozambique was rather bleak.

28) And on this day your son shall be known as Bombaiter

shiftythrifting: B A B B Y (its head was sticky) Admin adds:...

Sat, 24 Feb 2018 23:50:57 -0500

shiftythrifting:

B A B B Y (its head was sticky)

Admin adds: here’s some icons for you and your bff!

Who let Trump out of his cage?

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Fri, 29 Dec 2017 19:28:33 -0500

sigsauer-ist: ungoliantschilde: FedEx has amusing aircraft...

Thu, 05 Oct 2017 22:05:32 -0400

sigsauer-ist:

ungoliantschilde:

FedEx has amusing aircraft mechanics in their employ.

oh fuck this is great

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Thu, 08 Jun 2017 07:44:10 -0400

Find out your birth demon!

Mon, 08 May 2017 02:46:09 -0400

lovingdread:

alwaysfantasticmentality:

quarterclever:

It’s like your birthstone, only a bit more hellish!

January: Belial– You are fiercely independent and get a lot of pleasure from your accomplishments. You don’t much see the point in rules and also have a bit of a wicked streak.

February: Leviathan– You love to create things, regardless of the form it takes, and are proud of what you can make. You do have the tendency to be incredibly envious of others whose works you see as being better than yours.

March: Satan– You are incredibly stubborn and willing to do whatever it takes to get your way. You can also be easily enraged when people wrong you in some way.

April: Belphegor– You are fairly carefree and part of that shows in how you spend your money. You can also be incredibly lazy and don’t always get things done.

May: Lucifer– You are smart and love to learn new things, even if they’re not always the sort of things your teachers wanted you to know. You also take a lot of pride in your mental abilities and hate to be wrong or be challenged.

June: Berith– You are a good leader and enjoy being in a position of power. You also sometimes have a tendency to make promises you can’t keep.

July: Beelzebub– You love to indulge yourself and spend time on things you’re interested in. You also have a tendency to become overly obsessed with things.

August: Astaroth– You are good at a lot of things and you can’t always seem to make up your mind as to what you should do. You can also deceive others easily and others sometimes find it hard to trust you.

September: Thammuz– You often find ways to bring two opposing sides together. You can sometimes be vindictive and know how to wield words so that they really hurt.

October: Baal– You are seen as being wise and knowing what it is you want. However, you often feel like you’re not sure what you’re doing.

November: Asmodeus– You are passionate about everything and are generally good-humored. You also have a tendency to let your passion lead you into situations where you’re in over your head.

December: Moloch– You feel like you demand a lot from the people in your life, but you give a lot back as well. You also have a strong sense of guilt and often agonize over things you think you’ve done wrong.

Adapted from information taken from [x], [x], and [x]

@lovingdread

oh damn

MWHAHAHAHA I AM LOWCIFER

homosuckofficial: This meme, as promised( @thelesbiancarwash...

Tue, 02 May 2017 20:23:33 -0400

homosuckofficial:

This meme, as promised
( @thelesbiancarwash request)
((Only my close personal friends can make me sprite memes, don’t even try))

It is done

hydra-havoc:reblog if you think the girl on the left is just as...

Wed, 12 Apr 2017 16:27:07 -0400

hydra-havoc:

reblog if you think the girl on the left is just as beautiful as the girl on the right

I am running out of explanations for this other than the ones you are giving me, and it’s...

Tue, 04 Apr 2017 12:30:54 -0400

I am running out of explanations for this other than the ones you are giving me, and it’s making me very angry.

I won’t be angry at the guy who goes to church for the community but I will be angry at the...

Mon, 03 Apr 2017 00:02:37 -0400

I won’t be angry at the guy who goes to church for the community but I will be angry at the guy who yells blasphemy at a non believer.

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Tue, 28 Feb 2017 23:28:47 -0500

noodle-dragon:

the-philosophers-bone:

acabosetotal:

harukami:

gothiccharmschool:

seananmcguire:

kanayahavethisdance:

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

BURN BAGEL BURN

OH WHY NOT?

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

Luck bagel?

OMG I’M ALIVE. Thanks to the Lovely Metal-Kitty (x)

Sat, 24 Dec 2016 17:33:09 -0500

OMG I’M ALIVE.

Thanks to the Lovely Metal-Kitty (x)

jardsard: tramampoline: laddermatch: harperhug: Death, cat,...

Sat, 03 Dec 2016 18:53:12 -0500

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tramampoline:

laddermatch:

harperhug:

Death, cat, jam, tuna…okay…

“weed on a gay”

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The origin of :...

Sun, 13 Nov 2016 00:08:44 -0500

The origin of : https://fleet-wing.tumblr.com/post/153111739065/congrats-to-the-first-winner-of-my-patreon-raffle

fleet-wing: Congrats to the first winner of my Patreon Raffle,...

Sun, 13 Nov 2016 00:07:37 -0500

fleet-wing:

Congrats to the first winner of my Patreon Raffle, @thelesbiancarwash, Who wanted his pony making… this.. face. Haha
Support me on Patreon! Click here or follow the link below:
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Look a thing.

Its me. I need a reference.

Wed, 19 Oct 2016 22:34:34 -0400

Its me. I need a reference.

melodysnsfwartwork: 400+ Follower 1/5 YCH poses [Extra Slot...

Fri, 26 Aug 2016 00:29:41 -0400

melodysnsfwartwork:

400+ Follower 1/5 YCH poses [Extra Slot Commission] for @thelesbiancarwash
My good friend KitlingArts ( http://kitlingarts.deviantart.com ) helped me with the mane since I was having technical difficulties with it so credit for the mane goes out to her.
These are now closed since no one else wanted any of the other extra slots for this pose and now it’s time to move onto the next one in the morning since I’m probably heading to bed now cause I’m awfully tired.

Look at this awesome shitt!!!

midnightcthulhu: incessantlysinning:pandacannonparty:hellothisissatan:waterboarding:whitephosphoruss...

Thu, 25 Aug 2016 19:14:54 -0400

midnightcthulhu:

incessantlysinning:
pandacannonparty:
hellothisissatan:
waterboarding:
whitephosphorussolution:
counterterroristastralprojection:
writing-prompt-s:
Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?
Very productive
Extremely fun
Pretty informative. 😂
Helpful call center
Awesome and cuddly
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
dark and moist

Clean and sexy.